A (poorly) Illustrated Chronicle of Life in Ummerica


Ummerican Fitness Parts 1, 2 and 3.

A 3-parter! Wow! We are impressed with ourselves, and will probably never do this much work for a single update again. Brought to you by STANK Energy-ish drinks.

“You don’t need class or taste when you got STANK.”

Part 1:

Part 2, inspired by motorized cart people. You know who we’re talking about:

And part 3: Drink your “liquids”:



Coming Later this Week: Captain Ummerica’s Fitness Tips! Brought to you by STANK Energy-ish Drink

Later this week, Captain Ummerica will be offering some advice on how to get in shape. Summer is almost over, so you don’t have to feel bad when you quit after the first day.

Sponsored by STANK:

“STANK Energy-ish. Mmm, tastes like Horse Nuts!™”

Minnesota Government Shitdown

We took to the streets and asked families how they feel about the current MN state government shutdown. Here’s the only answer we received.

Rise of the Manchild Comedy

Slutwalk: Getting the Message Across

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